Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has had sex.

artninja-mcrockviking:

Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.

And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.

Goofy……has had sex.
Goofy…..has known a woman biblically….

Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.

These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.

Or Goofy is the only character to not use protection…

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Up over my head. Oh my.

Up over my head. Oh my.

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Steve-o looks pretty…

Steve-o looks pretty…

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That moment when someone randomly joins your conversation

spidermanspiderman:

” spidey spice ” i don’t know if it’s already been done, but this is what i thought of when i seen this pic, aha. my url is www.beelzebauce.tumblr.com (:

spidermanspiderman:

” spidey spice ” i don’t know if it’s already been done, but this is what i thought of when i seen this pic, aha. my url is www.beelzebauce.tumblr.com (:

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I don’t give a shit anymore.

I don’t give a shit anymore.

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Ladies and Gents this is our President :)

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